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All apologies-Guest post by Prashant (blog marathon post 24)

Guest post by Prashant




who blogs at http://brownphantom.blogspot.com/




All apologies


1.      Apologies Led Zeppelin, for using one of your songs in a game of Antakshari. Couldn’t help it, the opposite team had stooped to using regional songs. It was “Stairway to Heaven”. “The” se gaana tha.


2.      Apologies Rats. I persuaded a friend of mine to study biology. He has dissected hundreds of your lot since then. Honestly, I didn’t foresee that at all. My soul is as pure as yours.

3.      Apologies nations playing in World cup football, for one of my countrymen did this . On similar lines, if you are a proud Mallu, you better be prepared with explanations for this

4.      Apologies that person who studied Electronics for four years simply because your elder brother was a vague acquaintance of mine. Long back, your elder brother asked me whether you should opt for Electronics or Computers and I convinced him for Electronics just to see whether I could do that. I hope you are doing some kickass solid state physics work at Princeton. Fat chance though.

5.      Apologies Berlin sky, for I have peed in open, right beneath your stars and inspired three others to do the same. While we are at it, apologies Miami sky too.

6.      Apologies the interview candidate whom I rejected a few years ago. You sneezed on my hands and didn’t apologize. There is yet to be a study which reveals a correlation between bad manners and ability to crack complex algorithms. I suspect it to be positive, but clearly I got carried away with that fine gesture of yours.

7.      Apologies Megan Fox, but I can’t marry you.

8.      Apologies all those who were beaten up or appeared stark naked in my dreams. Although I seek redemption in the fact that more often than not, the victim has been me, myself. Megan dear, you belong to one of the two mentioned categories. Excluded from this apology is a fellow who was the only one to be murdered. Thrice.

9.      Apologies person X, for, well, whatever.

Thanks Preeti, for this wonderful opportunity. Apologies dear readers, if the post didn’t meet your expectations :-)
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Current Mood Video: Led Zep: Stairway to heaven.


Comments

  1. Great guest post Prashant...No apologies needed at all...And hey, welcome to the 30s :)

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  2. LOL.....after reading this post almost everybody will forgive u but for Ledd Zeppelin;-D.
    On 2nd thoughts, after he recovers maybe u cd feed him the bollywood angle...he may 'jest' swallow that;-D

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  3. hey.. nice post... but the links are not working... that football thingy...

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  4. @Pointblank,
    Thanks for pointing it out :). It's been corrected now.

    @Reflections,
    I know, Ledzep has been wronged the most;hence topmost in the list.
    Thanks :)

    @palsworld,
    Thanks :). Let's not talk about numbers here :).

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  5. Nice post, mr. prashant, but apologies that this was ur first and last in this BM , I guess:-(

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  6. You made my day with this, no apologies necessary. Thanks to you both! Great guest post.

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  7. oops just noticed a typo...I meant 'they';-D

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  8. :-) LOL....great post! Enjoyed every bit of it!

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  9. hahaha...this was fun! :D

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  10. LOLs..gud one Prashant...

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  11. Oh my! I'm a malayali.. but I have no explanations for that album... A friend just sent me the link and I watched it minutes before checking out the link here...

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  12. Nice post! :)
    I'm sure of all the readers the most disappointed would be Megan for being publicly rejected!! But then - there were doubts on if she would marry a guy or a girl :P

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  13. @ MS heheheheheh :)

    @Pointblank:In hat silsila video read the comments below :D Since Mallu is one of the languages I appreciate, i ROTFLd reading the 'pacha theris' :D

    @ all: I'll let Prashant answer the comments as its his post

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  14. Hello Preeti Shenoy, i am writing here for the first time..wow is all i can say to this post!!..absolutely terrific and mind blowing!!..also i see from comments section you are a mallu.. i am also from kerala.

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  15. Hi peter,
    Welcome to my blog. I am NOT a mallu..but i can speak mallu :)

    This post wasnt wriiten by me--it was written by prashant :P :) will pass on your compliments to him :)

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  16. you replied so fast! sorry, please pass compliments to Prashanth..

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  17. Applogies Prashant, this comment came one day late

    Apologies Preeti, but too many guest posts coming. Its all about your writing on your blog not others writing on your blog

    Apologizes if my comments are not good

    Apologies for so many apologies

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  18. Rohit: No apologies needed.The way I look at it,Out of 465 posts if 5 are guest posts, it is perfectly, totally and completely acceptable in my books and in fact a welcome break too. A blog is what you want it to be--not what others define.

    Peter: done

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  19. great post, Prashant. and you've more than met our expectations :)

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  20. LOL A good one. The Bappi Lahri video was outrageous :)

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  21. @ Roshan., Gillian, Reflections,Durga, Mamta, Nischii,MS, Thinker, Peter, Rohit, Suma and Anusha,

    Thank you ALL :D

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