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10 ways to tell if your Valentine is The One You Cannot Have

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1. They have logged into whatsapp thrice since you sent that ‘hello’, it’s been eight hours now and you still haven’t got a reply. (Real valentines reply back within 15 minutes unless they are on a flight to U.S and their phone is switched off. And even if they are, they reply soon on landing!)

2. You send a message wishing ‘Happy Valentines’ and you get a reply asking ‘Who is this?’ (Run!)

3.You have posted photos of you getting an award, photos of you on that vacation or photos of something that you are proud of. The whole world and their aunt and dog have liked it. But they haven’t even seen it. (No, they aren’t that busy. They are not interested in your life. Accept it!)

4.You have sent them an email and there is no response for more than 24 hours. (Yes, we know. They have been sooooo busy with ‘too many things’)

5.They gift you something that would be suitable to give as a gift to a boss or a colleague. 

6.Worse, they don’t  gift you anything at all.

7.You log in to Facebook and discover their photos on a night out with their friends when you were supposed to have met for a date.

8.You call up at midnight to wish them on their special occasion and their phone continuously engaged. Next morning they tell you that they were so tired that they slept off.

9.You haven’t spoken on the phone for more than five days and when you login to Facebook, you suddenly see a change in their relationship status.

10. If all  of the above or even one of the above has happened to you, don’t worry. There is always this ! Get it for yourself—it is cheaper than diamonds, wine, teddy bears or any of those other crappy valentine stuff.
Besides, it will stay with you, never leave you, will comfort you and be your best friend. Forever! I promise :)


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  1. But at the age of 22 I still cannot say " She is my Valentine" or "I want her to be my Valentine"

  2. this time I dnt think u r right!!! once valentine also have his/her life so he/she can sleep when ever they wnt or they may b too busy to reply!! in long distance relationships it happen!!

    1. So you are the one your valentine cannot have :P ;)

    2. I totally agree wid u .. it happens in long distance relationships .. nd we need 2 accept it nd understnd their part as well :')

    3. True Vaishali..i agree with u...especially in long distance relationship it happens...sometime they get stuck when wanted to call u or the other time u r not in a position to answer the call. Understanding and accepting is the good option if you really consider him/her as ur valentine


  3. So right !!!!!!!

    Perfect post.....

  4. Wow,,,,,,,,,,, Rightly Said mam,,,,,,,,

  5. I would not comment on your opinion, but yes I liked the topic chosen by you Madam Preeti. I find the topic pretty fresh written at the opportune moment and expressed in the frame of modern communication.

  6. Ha ha great post mam....
    But what to do, when these things are happening continuously

  7. Book nicely plugged in at the end, your marketing genius is on par with Bhagat.

  8. Absolutely right. Thanks for this helpful post :)

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  10. Nice write up :)You always write nicely what our hearts feels!

  11. Love the list Preeti. It's weird the way so many behave and I smile at the change in relationship status after some time.


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